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Andy Burnelli
2023-03-12 20:44:44 UTC
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Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
*still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
about you. : )
Why are you always ashamed by everything that Apple does, Jolly Roger?

It's true that Apple promotes *Y* *E* *L* *L* *O* *W* iPhones, is it not?

Why do you act like a religious zealot over a simple joke about your God?
Jolly Roger
2023-03-12 21:00:38 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
*still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
about you. : )
Why are you always ashamed
Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
days now. It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
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Andy Burnelli
2023-03-12 21:24:04 UTC
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Post by Jolly Roger
Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
days now.
Hi Jolly Roger,

This is an adult concept where it's rather transparent that you are
clearly rather ashamed of what Apple recently did with *YELLOW!!!!!*

The problem, as you see it, is you have no defense to what Apple did.
*Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*

It's what Apple does.

More to the point, you would normally brazenly deny that Apple did it.
*But this time you can't*

So you simply insult anyone who actually knows what Apple did.
*Because of your shame.*
Post by Jolly Roger
It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
Actually, you're the one who is _afraid_ of what Apple did.
You're the one who is _ashamed_ of what Apple did.

The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)
Jolly Roger
2023-03-12 22:35:18 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and
your troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
days now.
Hi Jolly Roger
Fuck off, Arlen.
Post by Andy Burnelli
This is an adult concept
Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.
Post by Andy Burnelli
*Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.
Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
Actually, you're the one
"No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best anyone
can expect of you. : )
Post by Andy Burnelli
The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)
Yes, you are trolling. It's good that you freely admit it.
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Andy Burnelli
2023-03-13 14:39:54 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
This is an adult concept
Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.
Hi Jolly Roger,

I will remain a rational adult when in discourse with you on this topic
(it's clear you emotionally _hate_ anyone talking about what Apple did).

You are very often _ashamed_ of what Apple did, and normally you'd brazenly
deny that Apple did it (just as nospam would come up with why Samsung made
Apple do it); but this time, you're kind'of stuck that you can't deny it.

You _hate_ what Apple did but you have no adult defense to what Apple did.
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
*Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.
I think you're missing the main point, which, to put it bluntly Jolly
Roger, is Apple is, like PepsiCo, a MARKETING company. Almost no R&D.

Apple is very successful because they MARKET to a particular customer.
One who, clearly, will buy a substandard iPhone if it's the right color.
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
Actually, you're the one
"No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best anyone
can expect of you. : )
We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care more
about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are inside it.

You are.
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
The rest of us are simply making jokes about what Apple did. :)
Yes, you are trolling.
If I may equate you with the wackos who will kill people for making jokes
about Mohammad, you're the same when it comes to making jokes about Apple.
Post by Jolly Roger
It's good that you freely admit it.
Well, I've _explained_ many times to you, Jolly Roger, Apple customers are
not technical and this color thing is another clear indicator, is it not?
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Jolly Roger
2023-03-13 16:43:48 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
This is an adult concept
Nope, and as usual your trolling about this is downright juvenile.
You _hate_ what Apple did
Projection. : )
Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
*Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
Apple didn't make any more of a "big deal" than any other product
announcement. But you and your little trollboi gang are definitely
trying to make a much bigger deal about it than anyone else.
I think you're missing the main point
Nah, I get it: You _hate_ what Apple did.
Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
It's obvious that your feefees are hurting. Cry harder.
Actually, you're the one
"No, YOU!!!" is also a juvenile response, but then it's the best
anyone can expect of you. : )
We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care
more about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are
inside it.
That's exactly what you are doing. And it's extremely childish.
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Andy Burnelli
2023-03-13 16:52:51 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
You _hate_ what Apple did
Projection. : )
Hi Jolly Roger,

You and I go way back, and I love to learn from you by your own actions.

First, think about how much you _hate_ what Apple did.
Think about why you are so _ashamed_ of what Apple did.

Then, think about why.
*We're just pointing out how much Apple appeals to non-technical people.*
Like you are.

HINT:
*You hate that what Apple did because Apple exposed _you_ to ridicule.*
Post by Jolly Roger
Nah, I get it: You _hate_ what Apple did.
Actually, what Apple did _proves_ what I've been saying about its customers.
Post by Jolly Roger
Post by Andy Burnelli
We aren't complaining about the fact Apple's customers actually care
more about the color of their iPhone than the electronics that are
inside it.
That's exactly what you are doing. And it's extremely childish.
Actually, you forget that it was Apple, not us, who made a big deal about
the color of an iPhone, not us.

*We're just pointing out how much Apple appeals to non-technical people.*
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Alan
2023-03-13 00:47:23 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
Post by Jolly Roger
Nothing in my response says I am supposedly "ashamed", but you and your
troll buddies are *definitely* upset by the mere existence of a
different colored iPhone - to the extent that you insult anyone who
would choose one, and crack lame, juvenile jokes about it for literal
days now.
Hi Jolly Roger,
This is an adult concept where it's rather transparent that you are
clearly rather ashamed of what Apple recently did with *YELLOW!!!!!*
The problem, as you see it, is you have no defense to what Apple did.
  *Apple made a big deal about *YELLOW!!!!!!*
Apple made some commercials about a new offering.
Post by Andy Burnelli
It's what Apple does.
It's what COMPANIES do.
Alan
2023-03-12 21:11:54 UTC
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Post by Andy Burnelli
Why don't you buy her a new yellow iPhone 14?
The fact that the mere existence of a new color option for iPhone is
*still* upsetting you so many days after its announcement says a lot
about you. : )
Why are you always ashamed by everything that Apple does, Jolly Roger?
Why do you imagine he's "ashamed", "Arlen"?
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